Picture #827 …

Happy birthday Alice!

Happy belated birthday Don!

“pressure is nothing more than the shadow of great opportunity.” Michael Johnson

Happy Wednesday!
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Picture #826 …

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“Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.” - Stephen Wright

Happy Tuesday!
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Picture #825 …

“I’m sorry I said the wrong thing to your mother. God, I still get nervous around her. I still think after nine years she doesn’t like me. I know I’m being stupid.” – Gerry Kennedy

“No, you’re not being stupid baby. She doesn’t like you.” – Holly Kennedy

“Really? I kinda thought deep down she really loved me.” – Gerry Kennedy
 
“No… she doesn’t. I was ninteen when we got married. You corrupted me with sex and charm and the longer it takes you to make your fortune the less sexy and charming you are.” – Holly Kennedy
 
[Gerry starts looking for something]

“What? What are you looking for?” – Holly Kennedy
 
“My balls. They were hanging there a minute ago.” – Gerry Kennedy

Happy Monday!
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Picture #824 …

[Miss Potts walks in on Stark's robots trying to get him out of the Iron Man suit]

“What is going on here?” – Virginia ‘Pepper’ Potts 
 
“Let’s face it, this is not the worst thing you’ve caught me doing.” -Tony Stark 
 
Happy Sunday!
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Picture #823 …

“Don’t give me any of that ‘Star Trek’ crap. It’s too early in the morning.” - Dave Lister

“Boarding this vessel is an act of war. Ergo we surrender.” - Rimmer

“All in all, 100% succesfull trip.” – Cat
“But sir, we lost Mr Rimmer.” – Kryten
“All in all, 100% succesfull trip.” – Cat 
 
“Come on bud, you’re not doing anything I wouldn’t do!” – Cat 
“What? You’d sacrifice your life for the sake of the crew?” – Rimmer
“No, I’d sacrifice your life for the sake of the crew.” – Cat

“I owe Mr.Lister everything sir, if it wasn’t for him, I’d be normal.” - Kryten

“Frankenstein was the creator, not the monster. It’s a common misconception, held by all truly stupid people.” - Kryten

Happy Saturday!
Twainy
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Picture #822 … 

“May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.” - Frank Sinatra

Happy Friday!
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Picture #821 …

“Whatever with the past has gone, the best is always yet to come.” - Lucy Larcom

Happy Thursday!
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Picture #820 …

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“Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.” – Bo Derek

Happy Wednesday!
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Picture #819 …

“It takes a long time to grow young.” - Pablo Picasso

Happy Tuesday!
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Picture #818 …

  
“Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.” – Kurt Vonnegut 
 
Happy Monday!
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