Picture #776 …

 
“Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum (I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.)” – Ambrose Bierce
   
Happy Monday!
Twainy
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Picture #775 …

Yesterday Carissa was assigned a horse named Crystal. This is not Crystal. The instructor is demonstrating some basic horse handling to the class.  

“Too much of a good thing is wonderful.” – Mae West 

“I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it.” – Pablo Picasso
 
Happy Sunday!
Twainy
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Picture #774 …

 
“There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.” – George Carlin 
 
“I am not in this world to live up to other people’s expectations, nor do I feel that the world must live up to mine.” – Fritz Perls 

Happy Saturday!
Twainy
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Picture #773 …

“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” – Bob Hope 

Happy Friday!
Twainy
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Picture #772 …

 
“When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion.” – Abraham Lincoln 

Happy Thursday!
Twainy
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Picture #771 …

Watch out for the following F-bombs …

Planes, Trains & Automobiles …

Edie McClurg (Car Rental Agent): I really don’t care for the way you’re speaking to me.

Steve Martin (Neal): And I really don’t care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn’t fucking there. And I really didn’t care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement.

Steve Martin (Neal): I threw it away.

Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.

Steve Martin (Neal): Oh boy what?

Car Rental Agent: You’re fucked! 
 

Now that’s some swears! LOL … classic movie …

Happy Wednesday!
Twainy
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Picture #770 …

“There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.” – Peter De Vries 
 
“As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something.” – Hagar the Horrible (roflmbo)
 
Happy Tuesday!
Twainy
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Picture #769 …

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“Most people would rather be certain they’re miserable than risk being happy.” – Robert Anthony
 
“Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy.” – Nora Ephron

Happy Monday!
Twainy
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Picture #768 …

 
“In religion and politics, people’s beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.” – Mark Twain 

Happy Sunday!
Twainy
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Picture #767 …

   
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“Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.” – John Benfield
   
“In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait.” – Jose Simon

Happy Saturday!
Twainy
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