Picture #745 …

“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating…

…and you finish off as an orgasm.” - George Carlin
 
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Picture #744 …

“No one knows how it is that with one glance a boy can break through into a girl’s heart.” – Napoleon Bonaparte

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Picture #743 …

“Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons.” – Dave Barry

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Picture #742 …

“Meddle not in the affairs of the dragon; for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.” – unknown

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Picture #741 …

“One isn’t necessarily born with courage, but one is born with potential. Without courage, we cannot practice any other virtue with consistency. We can’t be kind, true, merciful, generous, or honest.” – Maya Angelou
 
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Picture #740 …

 
Brigadier: Oh, dear. Women. Not really my field.
The Doctor: Don’t worry, Brigadier. People will be shooting at you soon.
 
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Picture #739 …

  
“Never confuse movement with action.” – Ernest Hemingway 
 
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Picture #738 …

“Even in literature and art, no man who bothers about originality will ever be original: whereas if you simply try to tell the truth (without caring twopence how often it has been told before) you will, nine times out of ten, become original without ever having noticed it.” – C. S. Lewis

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Picture #737 …

“Boredom comes from a boring mind.” – Metallica

Happy Wednesday!
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