Picture #280 …

 
“Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.” – Jane Wagner  
 
Happy Monday!
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Picture #279 …

 
“A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.” - Dwight D. Eisenhower
 
Happy Sunday!
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Picture #278 …

“The scientific name for an animal that doesn’t either run from or fight its enemies is lunch.” – Michael Friedman 

Happy Saturday!
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Picture #277 …

“If we couldn’t laugh, we would all go insane.” – Jimmy Buffett
 
Happy Friday!
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Picture #276 …

“There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion.” – Sir Francis Bacon 

and

“I can’t listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.” – Woody Allen 

Happy Thursday!
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Picture #275 …

 
“Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don’t necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk.” – Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider
 
Happy Wednesday!
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Picture #274 …

 
“It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.” – W. Somerset Maugham
 
Happy Tuesday!
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Picture #273 …

 
“A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.” – Mark Twain 

Happy Monday!
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Picture #272 …

“Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.” – Jonathan Winters

AND

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.” – George Burns
 
Happy Sunday!
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Picture #271 …

 
“Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it.” – Soren Kierkegaard 

Happy Saturday!
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